Teachers

Teachers come in all types of cruelty, I believe they create robots dress them up and program them to give out detentions.

My friend disobeyed one once and the poor kid, he ended up inside what they call the cube of madness, it is where they shove you in there and play crappy music all lunch then for the 10 minutes of lunch they release the screech of eternal madness, it is an ongoing noise that is explained as a hook screeching down a chalkboard.

My friend had revenge in his eye, so he went back to the “PRISON” armed with a screwdriver and a mystery box, He managed to open up the robotic teacher then rewired it from the inside, found a built in CD player and replaced the CD with some better music out of the mystery box, he slammed on a disk and put it all back together and then spent the rest of lunch in there.

Do you know what happened next, well the robotic teacher fell to the floor with smoke coming out of it’s chest and out comes my friend with a cloud of smoke behind him he looked victorious but oddly he had sags under his eyes and fell to the floor, stone dead.

You see the smoke was not from the robot it was from the POT he was just smoking.

The morel of this story is never smoke Pot inside a cube.