there once was a man who lived in a van, and knew he was instantly cool
he went to the pub he gulped and he chugged until the female's looked good
he got a small fright in the middle of the night as he realised he was not alone
he turned on the light and to his fiar delight she was still looking good in the room
he got what he wanted and shoved her on out the taxi was waiting out front
she screamed and she yelled but as she fare welle'd she left him a number aswell
the moral on here is not to fear the rath of a womans farewell
if she's pleased enough she will come runing on back but nobody here can tell!!!
Written by: Ashley Smith Oct 20th 2009